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One night, as my carpet
I struggled to hoover
The aliens landed
Somewhere in Vancouver

'You're healthcare is universal -
we've a bleeder!
His lifeforce is leaking
Take us to your leader!'

I stand with my fingers
Pressed firm on my jeans
This isn't what
'Universal healthcare' means

Dunno where they came from
And dunno what wrecked 'em
But, hell, I'm Canuck
Too polite to correct 'em



from Oskar H Kokoschka (and other untimely mistakes), released March 31, 2017



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Pointless Frogspawn is a combination of Pointless Account and Frogspawn, malefactors on February Album Writing Month who bend time and space to win a pointless trophy with strange lyrics and stranger music and song.

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