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The three intrepid cosmonauts -
Brian, Mike and Lars
Placed one small foot for humankind
Upon the sands of Mars

They surveyed every crimson plain
Each scarlet vale and Crag
They saw a dusty wilderness
And one old dusty flag

'My God', said Brian, 'isn't this
An existential pickle?
The flag's as red as bloody Mars
With hammers and a sickle!'

And like the dusky planeta
It dawned upon their face
The States had came in second-best
The Russians won the race!

But why had they not said a thing?
And who's there left to trust?
The three of them just turned around
And flew home in disgust

And so thus ends the story
Of our Brian, Lars and Mike
And deep within Andromeda
Some prankster giggled 'Psyche!'


from Oskar H Kokoschka (and other untimely mistakes), released March 31, 2017



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Pointless Frogspawn is a combination of Pointless Account and Frogspawn, malefactors on February Album Writing Month who bend time and space to win a pointless trophy with strange lyrics and stranger music and song.

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