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I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my hands

I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my pants

I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my hands

I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my pants

Along came a man
(His name was Michael)
'What, ho!' he cried
'That's a vicious cycle -

My suggestion to you
For next time, if you'd like'll
Be to wash them in a machine
Made by Fisher and Paykell'.

I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my hands

I wipe my hands
Upon my pants
To clean my pants

And Michael
Can go eat himself.

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from Oskar H Kokoschka (and other untimely mistakes), released March 31, 2017

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Pointless Frogspawn Adelaide, Australia

Pointless Frogspawn is a combination of Pointless Account and Frogspawn, malefactors on February Album Writing Month who bend time and space to win a pointless trophy with strange lyrics and stranger music and song. They're so bad that bandcamp won't let them back on their own show until recently! ... more

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