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Yes, the introduction and the end is a quote, from Harold Fraser-Simson (BBC, 1941) and @pointlessaccount cruelly wrote these lyrics to that music, I'm sure.

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One day
As I stood
In Buckingham palace

The devil
Appeared
With a towering phallus

He whispered
In my Taringa
(That's Maori
Rhymes with Bar Singer... kind of)

'The secret
of longevity
For she who is
Prince Phillip's wife?

Each time they say
'Long live the queen'
It adds ten minutes
To her life'

One day
As I stood
In Buckingham palace

The devil
Left off
In a puff of great malice

I wondered
What would be the best
Approach
To put this to the test

I cleared my lungs
And bellow-ed
'Drop dead the Queen!'
She promptly did

And all the soldiers
Heard my voice
I started to
Regret my choice

And that's why I'm
On trial for treason
(I must admit
Not shy of reason).

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from Oskar H Kokoschka (and other untimely mistakes), released March 31, 2017

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Pointless Frogspawn is a combination of Pointless Account and Frogspawn, malefactors on February Album Writing Month who bend time and space to win a pointless trophy with strange lyrics and stranger music and song.

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