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One night, while off my bosoms
Oh my starry-livered soul
I poured a fifth of vodka
In my Goldfish (Nigel)'s bowl

It lapped up all the liquid
Like an alcoholic gruel
And lost enough sobriety
To break that cardinal rule

That's drilled into each animal
So they'll never forget:
Don't talk unto your owner
If you are your owner's pet!

'Hey, owner!' said the Goldfish
'Time we had a chat' he reckoned
'Hey owner!' he repeated
For his mem'ry's seven seconds

'Hey owner' said the Goldfish
I departed with a cough
And sat down and did a crossword
Til the vodka had worn off.


from Oskar H Kokoschka (and other untimely mistakes), released March 31, 2017



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Pointless Frogspawn is a combination of Pointless Account and Frogspawn, malefactors on February Album Writing Month who bend time and space to win a pointless trophy with strange lyrics and stranger music and song.

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